September 24, 2025 Canadian mainstream media outlets were buzzing about the arrest of Ibrahim El-Hakim, an RBC Employee who was charged after accessing the Prime Minister's and Former Prime Ministers' bank accounts.
But the real story is what Mr. El-Hakim discovered when he looked at their bank accounts. They didn't have billions of dollars in debt, in fact, they were quote "Loaded" and clearly "in the black" (especially Justin Trudeau ;). This came as a shock to the Liberal party who have long stood on the principle of spending future generations' money on everything we need, want, or don't need.
Left-leaning critics of the Prime Minister wonder why their party leaders wouldn't be "investing in their children's futures" by spending billions of dollars they don't have to make sure their kids have a robust future.
Both Justin Trudeau and Prime Minister Mark Carney were unavailable to comment on the financial conundrum, but sources have told us they are going to double down on the Canadian National debt to make up for any shortcomings in their personal finances and wanted to re-assure the public that regardless of how they manage personal finances they will keep both their elbows and the deficits up.
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