In a stroke of sheer genius, the Carney government has finally cracked the code to Canada's growing debt. The Government of Canada, in partnership with Microsoft Word will be using the "Find and Replace" function to change the word Debt to "Investment". The move put the Conservative Opposition on their heels, economists around the world are watching with baited breath as this revolutionary accounting tactic may not just be the savior of Canada but perhaps the entire western world. Pierre Poilevre and his team will be holding an emergency meeting with Conservative strategists and fiscal hawks to figure out how the Liberals were able squash their major talking point.
Chartered accountants across Canada are getting calls from clients asking if the same strategy to rename "Gross Income" to "Donations to the Liberal Party of Canada".
