Funny Eminem Parody

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Absolutely hilarious parody of Eminem "Not Afraid". (Lyrics below)

LYRICS
I'm not afraid to piss and moan
About my feelings and how I've grown
I've got no sense of humor about myself
But I take shots at everyone else
I'm like a kid and god forbid
People call be out on stupid things that I did

Damn, it's really bright up here...
I guess I should'a brought some sunglasses if I knew we were shooting a video outside.
Now, some of you out there might be up on your roof talking to yourself to.
But you ain't famous rappers so no one cares.
Now if you excuse me I'm go'in downstairs

You can try and throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em, hah too bad I got em memorized I don't even need em!
Yeah I still got ********* lines but you can't get upset cause that *** ***** **** and I once did a duet.
To my fans I apologize for ruining your life,
I'll get back to writing songs songs about ********* ** ****.

He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin'
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious
And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious
Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it
Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it
Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran
Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again
I'm not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don't care
I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet
I'm just like you. I've been there too. I'm rich and famous so I take that back it's not true
It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I'm done
Now I'll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun
and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun
I'm the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that's undisputed
But for some reason I act like I am persecuted
If you think I'm a turkey well then you can just stuff it
I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities
Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach
Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech
But I won't diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun
They're both really nice, they ain't hurt no one
But, ********************************************
Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across
I'm not afraid to get really pissed
At all my critics that hardly exist
I'm such whiny baby I'll keep complaining
I'm rich as hell my records sell
I'm such an ***, but I get a pass
People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast

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